The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We were destined to go to rehab together
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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