we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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