You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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