Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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