I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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