Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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