I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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