I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Small penises have feelings too.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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