Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize