mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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