Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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