You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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