i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We got so high we made milksteak
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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