nut hugger
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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