i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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