its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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