I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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