She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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