To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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