I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
These tits shall not be calmed
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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