So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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