Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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