Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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