what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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