so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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