we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The best revenge is premature balding
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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