walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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