Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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