She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think I won the penis lottery.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is Oprah even human
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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