Non-Jews are for practice
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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