I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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