I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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