wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
