living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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