That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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