sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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