singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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