Need sex. Gaining weight.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
