I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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