I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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