We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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