Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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