If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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