I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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