When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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