i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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