Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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