Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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