Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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