So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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