haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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