Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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