Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I need water and some morals
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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