There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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