i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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