Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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